... please Go Away
From Roy Boyson, who prefers to remain anonymous!!
Do this, do that, you always say.
Why not go sing in the U3A choir?
But it’s Pop and Rock that I desire,
I write a bit, but in every letter
Shakespeare seems just a little bit better,
Why walk? - I’m too faint hearted,
And you only end up where you started
Some people like Line Dancing,
But it’s hardly life-enhancing.
And why bother with Philosophy,
When all that matters is ME-ME-ME.
Science and Technology is quite absurd -
I cannot understand a word,
The Travel Group is just a bore
Everywhere I’ve been before.
I am just the perfect size
So why bother with seated exercise?
Now Patchwork & Quilting’s another matter -
But could I stand the female chatter?
So, U3A, ask no more
I’ve already paid of pounds a score.
And it’s obvious for all to see
I need a course in Poetry
But, wait a bit -
There is a rumour
Of a group called Wit and Humour!